I recorded this on a complete whim today, inspired by a Loki dream that I had last night. Words by captainhufflepuff on Tumblr, sung by me (becausehiddles on tumblr).
Make WAYYYY for Prince Loki~ Say HEEEEY, It’s Prince Loki~
Hey! Clear the way on the Rainbow Bridge, Hey you, let us through, it’s a bright new god, Oh come, be the first on your realm to meet his gaze~
Make way, here he comes, ring bells, bang the drums~ Are you gonna love this god!
Prince Loki, fabulous he, Loki Laufeyson, Genuflect, show some respect, down on one knee~ Now try your best to save face, Try not to let your heart race, Then come and see his spectacular trickery~
Prince Loki, mighty is he, Loki Laufeyson, Strong as 10 Asgardians, definitely~ He faced the Frost Giant Lords, A hundred Midgardians with swords, Who sent those fools to their lords? Why Prince Loki~
He’s got 75 Golden amulets, (Don’t they look lovely, Thor?) Emerald fur cloaks he’s got 53, (Fabulous, Odin, I love the color.) When it comes to exotic type magics, Has he got a tome? I’m telling you, it’s a compendium of all kinds!
Prince Loki, handsome is he, Loki Laufeyson, That physique! How can I speak, weak at the knee~ Well get on out in that square, Adjust your helm and prepare, To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Loki~
He’s got 95 fierce burning grudges, (He’s got a grudge on Thor, a grudge on Thor!) And to each he will charge them a fee~ (They’re gonna pay, oh yes they’ll pay!) He’s got duplicates, doubles, and mirrors~ (All of himself!) They bow to his whim, love serving him, They’re just lousy with loyalty, to Loki! Prince Loki!
Prince Loki, amorous he, Loki Laufeyson~ Heard your realm had the Avengers to fight~ And that good people is why, he got dolled up and dropped by~ With 60 evil spells, curses galore, With his staffs, magic wands, A brass helm and more, With his forty doubles, his tricks, his magics, you all deserve to be ruled~ MAKE WAY, FOR PRINCE, LOOOOKIIII~
This song was in my head the WHOLE time we were doing Aladdin. Now it’s back. THANKS, INTERNET. THANKS FOR BEING GREAT.